Aug 14, 2025

It's 5:26 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News:

Tonight:

• Smeggling up 350%
• Dan Z negotiations break down
• Billiam T. Hesterhoffen reviews new art masterpiece 'The Foot'
• Released documents implicate Councilmember 
• Your Rock and Roll Weather
• and the Fakahatche Police Blotter 

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!

Apr 16, 2025

In the wake of hurricane Jeremy, tonight we're providing much needed advice to keep YOU safe from hidden alligators. And thanks to our partner 106.9 The Bone We're giving away a free pair of tickets to the Cream & Ream!

Tonight's callers include:

• Duck Winters: His expertise just might keep your fingers attached. 
• Long...

Aug 6, 2024

It's 6:22 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News:

Tonight:

• Vatican reconsidering supernatural classification
• Spaghettidyne Class Action Lawsuit
• Say Hello to Our New Sister City... Poland
• ON THE SPOT: Which Statue Are You Voting For Fakahatchee?
• The Rock and Roll Weather

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!

May 23, 2024

After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city!

Tonight's callers include:

• Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen. 
• Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city.
• Brad Clooney &...

Jun 30, 2023

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News:

Tonight:

• The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update
• A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy.
• Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag
• Fakahatchee Police Blotter

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