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Apr 1, 2020

It's 9:38 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

  • Tonight: Will the President's Salad Bar Remain Closed?
  • Emergency Order: 'Dookieturds'- what will it mean for you?
  • Mr. Fluffles: Will he remain undefeated?
  • Body Satirist, Enrico Bolshriver's new exhibit-...


Mar 15, 2020

Tonight on NightDrive we've got a special interview with The Priest who hijacked a cropduster and sprayed the town with chaos! Why did he do it? Will he strike again? Where was your mind while this was happening. Also the Sand Wedge: Worst sandwich shop of all time? All this and your calls- Tonight!

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Feb 29, 2020

It's 9:05 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and all the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler.

Tonight:
The Global Horseradish Shortage. Will it hit home?
Special Report: The Black Rhino's Song. Does it slap?
Political Update: Who's still in the...


Feb 15, 2020

The town is up in arms this week after discovering the Mayor secretly sold the city's school buses to the demolition derby. It's the final straw in a long line of poor policy decisions that's been making the citizens angrier and angrier and it's got Horace steaming. Now petitions are being circulated and it looks like...


Jan 31, 2020

It's 8:27 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler. 

Tonight:

  • The Nicaraugan Cordoba
  • A special report on 'Of Arts' from correspondent Billiam T. Hesterhoffen
  • Toxball updates with Willy Cheshire
  • and a quick...