Jun 28, 2020
It's 8:39 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.
Jun 14, 2020
A bunch of Killer Whales beached themselves over at Abner Hoag memorial beach and then decided to die. Now their rotting dead whale stink is starting to invade the main streets of Fakahatchee, Florida forcing residents to stay inside and wear masks. We've gotta do something about this menacing smell. So hold your nose...