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Apr 30, 2020

It's 7:32 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

  • Tonight: Horseradish Levels continue to plummet
  • 'Mastica Ennui' spreading. Cause discovered?
  • Chuchi Bonhomme's Earth Day Celebration!
  • A new product from Elon Musk?
  • 100% More Obelisks

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Apr 15, 2020

Sheriff Bud Nichols join us to talk about the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Fakahatchee Mayor Luis Vaminos. Duck Winters calls in to dispute being a person of interest and why his Crock'N'Roll festival was not an actual threat to the mayor. And Father Jonah of The Spanktuary shares some pertinent personal...


Apr 1, 2020

It's 9:38 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

  • Tonight: Will the President's Salad Bar Remain Closed?
  • Emergency Order: 'Dookieturds'- what will it mean for you?
  • Mr. Fluffles: Will he remain undefeated?
  • Body Satirist, Enrico Bolshriver's new exhibit-...