Jan 20, 2023

We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.)

Tonight's callers include:

• Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator.
• Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins: Shares his...

Oct 5, 2022

The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash. 

Tonight's callers include:

• Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast. 
• Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?'
• Royston Bongdonor &...

Jun 15, 2022

Seems a quiet night- or is it?

Tonight's callers include:

• Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock.
• Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink?
• Rocker Dick Coors:  Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band.

All of this and Dan Z Universe declares its...

Mar 23, 2022

Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff?

Tonight's callers include:

• Hot Sauce Man: His case for why we should keep the Sheriff.
• Councilman Richard Baysbahn: What's he suffering with this election year?
• Father Jonah Likely calls to give us an update...

Oct 27, 2021

The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with your host Horace Wexler and special guest host Duck Winters.

If you can't be standing in that thigh deep water around the route shoulder to shoulder...